Sonnettics

Yes, I am a professional poet, a sonneteer.

I have commissioned various sonnets/lyrics. I am available to compose sonnets at your request.

My cost is $100 per line of pentameter. $1400 for a sonnet. This is slightly less than I’ve charged in the past, but I like the number 14. I take payments via PayPal, once we’ve agreed upon a commission.

email me at: sonnettics@gmail.com or scottennis@gmail.com with “Sonnet Commission” as the subject. Looking forward to writing kick-ass iambic pentameter for you!

When sleep becomes elusive as a fox

I chase the dreams that dwell in shallow graves

I find that death has claimed a wooden box

And hides beneath the stones that no one saves

My metaphors are mixed like fox and stones

And yet, there’s still a coffin in the ground

The music there is made of solemn tones

And sung by bloody birds without a sound

It’s poetry, so everything is right

As right as scraping horse shit off the street

When water turns to wine there’s more of it

Of poetry, not wine before we eat

All mimsy were the sounds that no one’s seen

It shows the way that mold is oddly green.

The second Tuesday of November calls
It calls for every patriot to vote
The right to choose who represents us all
‘Tis something true democracies denote

Each vote that’s cast will represent the will
The people’s will; the voice of everyone
A vote, a voice, a call that lingers still
Like Tuesday calls to all, come rain or sun

We vote because it matters who will lead
We choose our leaders by majority
November’s is a call we all should heed
If we would give our will authority

The second Tuesday of November’s near
Prepare to be a voter without fear!

I stand out on the porch to smoke my pipe
I fill it up with weeds I’m sure you know
With leaves and buds as potent as they’re ripe
The way the natives smoked them long ago

For lungs, I hear that mullein is the best 
So I pick leaves and lay them out to dry
To grind it up with ganja is the test
To smoke them both at once, I often try

The mullein and the marijuana blends
At half and half their smoothness thus combines
As if the two green weeds were long lost friends 
I smoke and pay attention to the signs

I call it mullejuana, now I share
That word with all you smokers, everywhere.

To contemplate myself, I must go back
Beyond the words I thought were truth defined
The truth I found within a tiny crack
Beyond the truth that others would have mined

The deepest mine in Kimberley reveals
The depth of filthy greed possessed by men
But I am more than just some thief who steals
Enlightenment from Buddha: such is zen

I stood beside the Neva, watched it flow
I guess it flowed into the salty sea
I only guess; I’ll never really know
But what I know is I was meant to be

To be myself and contemplate my mind
I’ll pick up every kopek I can find.

The truth is more than what is not a lie

A lie is more than what is not the truth

The words of gods are trinkets you can buy

I purchased some while I was in my youth

But now I see both truth and lie defined

I’ve found that trinkets fade and turn to rust

A waste of time with ignorance combined

Belief is faith in words one shouldn’t trust

They’ll take your money, promise you reward

But first you have to live their way, then die

The price you really pay, you can’t afford

Don’t sell your life for nothing but a lie

A lie is not the truth you find nor seek

And words are more than sounds the liars speak.