John Gets Drunk
December 12th, 2022Meekoo, the Yule Squirrel
December 12th, 2022
The days are getting longer now, hooray! Says little Meekoo as he climbs a tree The forest won’t seem quite as dark today The forest is where Meekoo likes to be When Yule begins, the winter starts to end And Meekoo knows that spring will be here soon A fact on which he knows he can depend As surely as the stars, the sun, the moon The moon is cold, the stars all twinkle pure The sun gives light and makes the springtime warm Of this and more young Meekoo can be sure As sure as cold and snow in winter’s storm Young Meekoo knows the hope the Yule can bring The hope of life revived in precious spring.
Rhymes
December 11th, 2022There once was a man made of rhyme Who faced such a difficult time With limericks and more That were left at his door By drivers from Amazon Prime!
Love Limerick
December 11th, 2022I once held your hand in my own True love wasn’t something I’d known The warmth would suffice Like a virtuous vice Like love could be something we’d grown.
The Philosophy of Beer
December 8th, 2022
Helen of Kirkconnel
December 7th, 2022
Santa Bitch
December 6th, 2022At Christmas a young man named Mitch Was given some coal and a switch He’d asked for some porn He cried out, forlorn: “This sucks! Santa Claus is a Bitch!”
Limericks
December 6th, 2022Some of you may have noticed the fact that I have devolved from writing sonnets lately, to indulging in limerick writing. It’s probably just a phase.
Enjoy.
Salome
December 6th, 2022
Boy Scouts Will Be Boy Scouts
December 6th, 2022· By the scout camp a river ran near Where girls skinny-dipped without fear Two scouts on a hike One Fred and one Mike Climbed a rock: “You can see ‘em from here!”
