His wife made a fire for heat But still they had nothing to eat So he traded his shoes For flour to use And then he walked home with bare feet
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How Durfwig Got Milled Flour Without Having Any Money
Thursday, December 1st, 2022The Man From The Sticks
Sunday, November 13th, 2022The once was a man from the sticks
Whose limericks went on to line six
The form he forgot
Though he wrote quite a lot
That wonderful man from the sticks
Whose limericks went on to line six
Cuckold Named Fred
Saturday, March 7th, 1925There once was a cuckold named Fred
Who’s wife barely “knew” him in bed
He viewed lots of porn
Then his daughter was born
Who the father was, nobody said.