I once held your hand in my own True love wasn’t something I’d known The warmth would suffice Like a virtuous vice Like love could be something we’d grown.
Archive for the ‘limericks’ Category
Love Limerick
Sunday, December 11th, 2022The Philosophy of Beer
Thursday, December 8th, 2022Santa Bitch
Tuesday, December 6th, 2022At Christmas a young man named Mitch Was given some coal and a switch He’d asked for some porn He cried out, forlorn: “This sucks! Santa Claus is a Bitch!”
Salome
Tuesday, December 6th, 2022Boy Scouts Will Be Boy Scouts
Tuesday, December 6th, 2022The Benefits of Ganja
Sunday, December 4th, 2022Green bud can make smoke bluish-gray Just inhale and then blow it away Your head will be clear And you won’t need to hear The stuff stuffy people will say.