Sonnettics

There once was a cuckold named Tom
Whose wife thought that she was “da bomb”
But when she “went off”
The neighbors would scoff
And he had to try to stay calm!

Predictions! Ok, I’ll begin
One’s out and the other one’s in
The Don or the Joe?
Wait, wait, this I know:
Another old white guy will win!

There once was a guy, name of Fred
Who had a gold cloud 'round his head
One day missed his boat
So he said, and I quote 
I'll ride crocodiles instead.