A little Pukwudgie called Neep,
Who wanders the woods while we sleep.
He'll dance thru the night,
With mischief and fright,
A friend that you might want to keep!
Archive for the ‘limericks’ Category
Neep, the Pukwudgie
Sunday, February 9th, 2025Dug the Diggopillar
Wednesday, January 29th, 2025
There once was a digger named Dug,
Much more than a big furry bug.
With claws built to tunnel,
Through dirt near a runnel,
It nested all cozy and snug.
This Dug, it once tunneled with glee,
And paused by a young maple tree.
Then said with a nibble,
“I hope you won’t quibble—
If I snack on your roots, tenderly!”
The Man From Grants Pass
Tuesday, December 10th, 2024
A Cuckold Named Tom
Sunday, October 13th, 2024There once was a cuckold named Tom
Whose wife thought that she was “da bomb”
But when she “went off”
The neighbors would scoff
And he had to try to stay calm!
2024
Monday, April 24th, 2023Predictions! Ok, I’ll begin One’s out and the other one’s in The Don or the Joe? Wait, wait, this I know: Another old white guy will win!
Edward Lear – The Book of Nonsense
Thursday, March 16th, 2023
Pirate Limerick
Tuesday, March 7th, 2023
Tranquilina’s Paradise
Friday, March 3rd, 2023
Limericks by J G Francis — 1903
Saturday, February 4th, 2023
Apologies to St. Pachomius
Thursday, February 2nd, 2023
There once was a guy, name of Fred Who had a gold cloud 'round his head One day missed his boat So he said, and I quote I'll ride crocodiles instead.