Archive for December, 2022
Yule Night
Thursday, December 22nd, 2022Cowboy Call
Thursday, December 15th, 2022Granny At The Farmers Market
Tuesday, December 13th, 2022John Gets Drunk
Monday, December 12th, 2022Meekoo, the Yule Squirrel
Monday, December 12th, 2022The days are getting longer now, hooray! Says little Meekoo as he climbs a tree The forest won’t seem quite as dark today The forest is where Meekoo likes to be When Yule begins, the winter starts to end And Meekoo knows that spring will be here soon A fact on which he knows he can depend As surely as the stars, the sun, the moon The moon is cold, the stars all twinkle pure The sun gives light and makes the springtime warm Of this and more young Meekoo can be sure As sure as cold and snow in winter’s storm Young Meekoo knows the hope the Yule can bring The hope of life revived in precious spring.
Rhymes
Sunday, December 11th, 2022There once was a man made of rhyme Who faced such a difficult time With limericks and more That were left at his door By drivers from Amazon Prime!
Love Limerick
Sunday, December 11th, 2022I once held your hand in my own True love wasn’t something I’d known The warmth would suffice Like a virtuous vice Like love could be something we’d grown.
The Philosophy of Beer
Thursday, December 8th, 2022Helen of Kirkconnel
Wednesday, December 7th, 2022Santa Bitch
Tuesday, December 6th, 2022At Christmas a young man named Mitch Was given some coal and a switch He’d asked for some porn He cried out, forlorn: “This sucks! Santa Claus is a Bitch!”