My precious boy, my stupid, precious boy
I know you think I’m just a silly girl
Who likes to tease, to pout, and to annoy
To turn your mind into a savage whirl
I know you think I haven’t got a brain
That’s just the start of your stupidity
I know you feel I’m driving you insane
With vague assaults on your lucidity
But if my adoration is in doubt
And if you think my love is just a game
You haven’t got a clue what love’s about
And, stupid, precious boy, that is a shame
Because in spite of every stupid part
I love you from the bottom of my heart