Tom Petty took a jagged piece of glass
And cut Bob Dylan’s scrawny little throat
Mick Jagger thought the whole scene was a gas
And Paul McCartney filled a pen and wrote
With Dylan’s blood, a happy little tune
He planned to sing to every soul on earth
About how Dylan’s death had come too soon
And everyone should watch for his rebirth
Bob Dylan bleeds like every other man
Bob Dylan’s blood is running through this song
Mick Jagger was Bob Dylan’s biggest fan
And what Tom Petty did to Bob was wrong
And little Emma cowers down in fright
Because her uncle touches her at night